İşte bazı İngilizce komik sözler: My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode. If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. God created the world, everything else is made in China. I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth. I’ve had a wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do!.